Joke of the day – 8th Kislev, 5773

The Rabbi leaves his congregation in the middle of the Yom Kippur services. He makes an excuse of an urgent problem but really he is off to the golf course to indulge in his favorite vice: playing golf. So under a fake name he plays three rounds of golf. Unbelievably, he gets 5 holes in one in one day. A miracle! Upstairs, the angels are all agitated. Where is justice? Here is a rabbi, derelict in his duty, and the Almighty gives him 5 holes in one? Finally, the Almighty answers: “Who is he going to tell about it? And for the rest of his life!”

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