Hillel would say: Do not separate yourself from the community. Do not believe in yourself until the day you die. Do not judge your fellow until you have stood in his place. Do not say something that is not readily understood in the belief that it will ultimately be understood [or: Do not say something that ought not to be heard even in the strictest confidence, for ultimately it will be heard]. And do not say “When I free myself of my concerns, I will study,” for perhaps you will never free yourself. (Avot 2)
An IBM sales executive approaches the Pope and requests him to change the daily prayer to include IBM computers. In short, the request for “daily bread” would be dropped and replaced with a request for “daily computers”. In return, IBM would be willing to give the Pope $1 million. The Pope is not exactly overjoyed with this request; however, the IBM sales executive is insistent and antes up his offer to $10 million. The Pope is still not convinced, whereupon the IBM representative offers $50 million which sum the Pope accepts. The following day, there is a meeting of the Cardinals and the Pope speaks. “I have good news for you and I have bad news for you. The good news is that we are richer by $50 million, thanks to IBM. The bad news is that we just lost the Wonderbread account.”
This Shabbat after the Torah reading we bless the coming month of Nissan, month of Redemption. The Molad (junction of the moon and the sun) will be on Monday March 15 at 3:11 p.m. and 13 chalakim. Rosh Chodesh Nissan will be on Monday night-Tuesday March 16. May it come to us and to all Israel for good!
The students praised a certain man in comparison to another. The Kotzker Rebbe replied: If I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you. But if I am I because you are you, and you are you because I am I, then I am not I and you are not you.
Cohn and Gruen are on a Safari in Tanzania when suddenly a roaring lion appears. Cohn pulls out his sneakers and puts them on in a hurry. Gruen yells at him, “Why are you putting on your sneakers? The lion can out-run you.” Cohen replies, “Yes, the lion can out-run me, however, I only need to out-run you.” And he dashes off.