Joke of the day – 11th Teves, 5773

The congregation divided into half about whether to move or not. So the first group goes to the Rabbi and they give all the reasons to move and the Rabbi asks questions, considers, and finally he agrees. They’re right. The shul should move. The second group comes to the Rabbi and they give all the reasons why the move would be a disaster. The Rabbi asks questions, thinks about it and decides, “you’re right, a disaster, we can’t move.” His wife listened to the whole argument and when the second group leaves, she asks, “But my husband, how can they both be right?” The Rabbi thinks for a moment. Finally he says, “You’re right too”.

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Daily Torah Quote – 11th Teves, 5773

You must not let embarrassment prevent you from sharing with your religious mentor all your thoughts that are inconsistent with our holy Torah.
(Rebbe Elimelech of Lizhensk). (From: asimplejew.blogspot.com)

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Limud yomi, 11th Teves, 5773

Learning
Courtesy of: Judaica Art & Judaica Artist/Victor Brindatch

  • Dafyomi Bavli: Shabbos 82
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  • Dafyomi Yerushalmi: Sotah 47
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  • Yerushalmi for Bavli schedule: Shabbos Halachah 7 until Daf 57b Is Masnisa
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  • Mishnah Yomis: Gitin 3:4-5
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  • Halachah Yomis(Shulchan Aruch, Orach Chayim): 168:5-7
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  • Mishnah Berurah (Mifal Shonei Halachos): Vol. 1 p.142b
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  • Chafetz Chayim: Hilchos Rechilus Kelal 7 1
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  • Rambam (1 Perek/day): Ma’achalos Asuros 16
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  • Nevi’im (Chok l’Yisrael): [yearly cycle] Melachim I 1-5
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  • Kesuvim (Chok l’Yisrael): Tehilim 119-135
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  • Week of Parashas Vayechi 5773 / Dec. 23 – Dec. 29 ’12

SOURCE:
DAFYOMI
D.A.F.’s “Yomi” Page