Joke of the day – 5th Teves, 5773

A man is having a conversation with G-d, and he says, “G-d, with all of Your power, majesty and greatness, how does a million years appear in Your eyes?” The answer: a second. “Well, G-d, with your infiniteness and omnipotence, how does a billion dollars appear in Your eyes?” The answer: a penny. “So G-d, please, please give me half a penny.” The answer: in half a second.

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