Joke of the day – 4th Teves, 5773

A poor Yeshiva boy marries the daughter of a very rich man. The happy father is overwhelmed at the marriage of his daughter and offers the young man one-third of his business and a senior position in the company. He tells the young man: “I’ll make you my Vice President of manufacturing.” The boy replies: “Dad, I appreciate your offer but I don’t think this is really what I want to do.” The father then continues: “Well, perhaps I should offer you the position of Vice President of Finance.” The boy replies: “Dad, I appreciate your consideration, but again this is just not my field.” Whereupon the slightly disappointed father-in-law continues: “My son, I offer you the position of Vice President of Sales.” The boy replies: “Dad, I greatly appreciate your generosity, but I don’t think I’m really meant for sales.” The father-in-law is now somewhat annoyed: “Well, what is it you want to do?” The boy replies: “Dad, I want you to buy me out.”

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