Joke of the day – 3rd Teves, 5773

Mr. Cohen is having financial troubles and nothing seems to go his way. He prays to G-d: “Oh, G-d, Oh, G-d, help me to win the lottery, I need some financial help, Oh, G-d… A week or two passes by and, not surprisingly, Mr. Cohen did not win the lottery. Mr. Cohen prays to G-d again: “Oh, G-d, Oh, God, help me. I’ve got to solve my financial problems. Let me win at least just once in my lifetime…” Another week passes by and, again, nothing happens to Mr. Cohen. Another two or three weeks pass by, when suddenly there is thunder and the voice of G-d is heard: “Listen, Cohen, give me a break. Why don’t you buy a lottery ticket?”

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