Joke of the day – 3rd Teves, 5773

Mr. Cohen is having financial troubles and nothing seems to go his way. He prays to G-d: “Oh, G-d, Oh, G-d, help me to win the lottery, I need some financial help, Oh, G-d… A week or two passes by and, not surprisingly, Mr. Cohen did not win the lottery. Mr. Cohen prays to G-d again: “Oh, G-d, Oh, God, help me. I’ve got to solve my financial problems. Let me win at least just once in my lifetime…” Another week passes by and, again, nothing happens to Mr. Cohen. Another two or three weeks pass by, when suddenly there is thunder and the voice of G-d is heard: “Listen, Cohen, give me a break. Why don’t you buy a lottery ticket?”

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Daily Torah Quote – 3rd Teves, 5773

Pure truth does not exist in this world. You can say that one man is far from falsehood, and another man still father. But no one is completely truthful.
(Rebbe Menachem Mendel Hager of Kossov) From: asimplejew.blogspot.com

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Limud yomi, 3rd Teves, 5773

Learning
Courtesy of: Judaica Art & Judaica Artist/Victor Brindatch

  • Dafyomi Bavli: Shabbos 74
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  • Dafyomi Yerushalmi: Sotah 39
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  • Yerushalmi for Bavli schedule: Shabbos yesterday’s Daf until Daf 51a ha’Tzov’o Mah Tzevi’ah
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  • Mishnah Yomis: Gitin 1:1-2
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  • Halachah Yomis(Shulchan Aruch, Orach Chayim): 167:1-3
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  • Mishnah Berurah (Mifal Shonei Halachos): Vol. 1 p.138b
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  • Chafetz Chayim: Hilchos Rechilus Kelal 5 1-2
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  • Rambam (1 Perek/day): Ma’achalos Asuros 8
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  • Nevi’im (Chok l’Yisrael): [yearly cycle] Shmuel II 18-31
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  • Kesuvim (Chok l’Yisrael): Tehilim 106-118
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  • Week of Parashas Vayigash 5773 / Dec. 16 – Dec. 22 ’12

SOURCE:
D.A.F.’s “Yomi” Page
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