Joke of the day – 29th Kislev, 5773

Bush, Putin and Sharon get a direct message from G-d: The world is going to be destroyed in two weeks.They immediately call for a press conference. Bush announces: I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that like we had always thought, there is a G-d. The bad news is that the world is coming to an end. Putin announces: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The bad news is, unlike we always thought, there is a G-d. The very bad news is that the world is coming to an end. Sharon announces: I have some good news and some better news. The good news is, like we’ve always thought, there is a G-d. The better news is we will never give back the West Bank!

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