Joke of the day – 20th Tevet, 5771

The rabbi’s son, who just got his driver’s license, asked his father if they could discuss the option of his using the family car. “Bring your grades up, study your Talmud, get your hair cut and then we’ll talk about it,” was the reply. A month later the son came to his father with the same request. The father said, “Son, I’ve been very proud of you. You’ve brought up your grades, you’ve studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut.” The young man waited before responding: “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Rambam had long hair and even Noach had long hair.” The rabbi said: “Yes, and they walked everywhere they went.”

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