The students praised a certain man in comparison to another. The Kotzker Rebbe replied: If I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you. But if I am I because you are you, and you are you because I am I, then I am not I and you are not you.
Cohn and Gruen are on a Safari in Tanzania when suddenly a roaring lion appears. Cohn pulls out his sneakers and puts them on in a hurry. Gruen yells at him, “Why are you putting on your sneakers? The lion can out-run you.” Cohen replies, “Yes, the lion can out-run me, however, I only need to out-run you.” And he dashes off.