Limud yomi

 
14th Adar, 5770

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Have a wonderful Shabbat Zchor!

 
Shabbat Zchor 13th Adar, 5770
 
The Holy One, blessed be He,
said to Moses,
“I have a precious gift
in My treasure house,
called the Sabbath,
and desire to give it to Israel;
go and inform them.”
*(Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Shabbath, 10b)
 
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“Have a wonderful Shabbat Zchor
and a Happy Purim!”
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Limud yomi

 
Shabbat 13th Adar, 5770

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  • Daf yomi: Sanhedrin 15
  • Yerushalmi yomi: Berachot 46
  • Mishna yomit: Mikvaot 9:3
  • Halacha yomit: Orach Chaim 431:2
  • Shabbat ZACHOR:
  • Shabbat Parshiot: Tetzaveh
  • Torah reading: Exodus 27:20-30:10*
  • Haftara: I Samuel 15:1-33*
  • Knissat Shabbat: 6:18p
  • Tzeit Shabbat: 7:04p

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Daily Torah Quote

 
12th Adar, 5770
 
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Contemplate three things, and you will not come to the hands of transgression: Know what is above from you: a seeing eye, a listening ear, and all your deeds being inscribed in a book.

(Avot 2)

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Joke of the day

 
12th Adar, 5770

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This fellow walks over to the bartender and says, “I hear you are a betting man.” The bartender answers, “Sometimes I indulge.” “OK, I’ll bet you $10 that I can bite my eye.” The bartender thinks, “This is a good bet, OK!” The man takes out a glass eye, puts it in his mouth and bites it! The bartender doesn’t like it! He’s fuming, but pays up his $10. The man says, “Don’t aggravate yourself. I’ll bet you double or nothing I can bite my second eye.” The bartender figures, “OK, he can’t have two glass eyes. You’re on!” The man takes out his false teeth and bites the other eye… The bartender is really furious. But a bet is a bet — he plunks down his $20. The man says, “Come on, don’t be angry. I’ll give you another chance to win it all back. Double or nothing. You see this shot glass? I’ll put it at the end of the bar. I’ll shake up this bottle of coke and I’ll throw the contents from here into the shot glass without spilling a drop on the bar or mirror or anywhere.” The bartender says, “OK. Let’s go.” The man spends two minutes shaking up the bottle of coke. He opens it up. It sprays the bartender, all over the bar, on the glasses, the mirror, the whole place and not a drop in the shot glass. The man says, “Boy, that was terrible!” takes out a $100 bill and pays the bartender. The bartender is smiling from ear to ear, laughing his head off. The man turns around and walks away. The bartender calls after him. “Boy,” he says, “you’re not dumb. How come you did such a dumb thing?” The man points to a group of customers in the back. He says, “I bet them $5,000 that I could spray you and your whole bar with coke and you wouldn’t get angry, and if you are laughing I get $10,000.”

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