Joke of the day

 
8th Adar, 5770

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A guest staying at a first class hotel calls room service. He demands special attention for his breakfast. “The toast”, he says, “should be so thoroughly burnt that it is a hard as a rock. When you put it on the plate the plate should break. The fried eggs must be dried out, leathery and rubbery, the butter rancid and the coffee – make sure is cold and burnt”. The waiter is outraged. “Sir”, he says, “we are a Five Star hotel. We can’t serve food like that!” “Oh yeah”, the guest answers, “so how come that’s what you served me yesterday?”

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Daily Torah Quote

 
8th Adar, 5770
 
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Rabbi Shimon the son of Gamliel would say: By three things is the world sustained: law, truth and peace. As is stated (Zachariah 8:16), “Truth, and a judgment of peace, you should administer at your city gates.”

(Avot 1)

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Limud yomi

 
8th Adar, 5770

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  • Daf yomi: Sanhedrin 10
  • Yerushalmi yomi: Berachot 41
  • Mishna yomit: Mikvaot 7:5
  • Halacha yomit: Orach Chaim 426:3
  • Tanach yomi: Yishayahu Seder 19
  • Shabbat Parshiot: Tetzaveh

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